How did she get into this? What went wrong? Was it a lack of VIDEOGAMES? Was she too expensive? Whatever the case was, nobody wanted her. Fortunately, that would soon change. All she needed was to alter her body design and people would line up for her hand in marriage (Or at the very least to take her home and play her).

Well, this was what Ouya-tan at least believed when she jumped in front of a moving car in a stereotypical American shopping strip mall parking lot, hoping the bulky vehicle would squish her into a brand new slim model. Just as she braced for impact, the car made a right turn into an open parking space.

“Aw…” said the worthless piece of cheap Chinese plastic that no one on this planet or any other would even consider to buy.

Meanwhile, in the nearby FUCKING GAMESTOP, a more intimate and interesting situation was going down.

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Vita-tan couldn’t believe what was happening. Five minutes ago she was flattening her sister PSP-tan with a Mad Catz controller. Now she’s pinned down to the floor, her arms restrained by her older cousin PS2-tan, and facing imminent squishy doom from her sister.

“W-w-why? I-I don’t w-wanna a new m-model!” Vita-tan pleaded, immensely frightened by the incorrectly named roller pin. Turns out they’re called rolling pins. Guess Mad Catz can’t even name their controllers right.

“Truuuuuust me siiiiiiis. Youu’ll feeeeel completely neeeeeew…” PSP-tan slobbered, still feeling the sensation of being flattened from five, er, now six minutes ago.

PSP-tan wrapped her thin digits around the handles on the controller and began aiming for Vita-tan’s rather small feet. PS2-tan tried calming the handheld down by rubbing Vita-tan’s arms and legs down with her own flattened limbs wrapped around them. This only made Vita-tan even more flustered, her face getting redder each second.

As what seemed an eternity, the rolling pin finally went over Vita-tan’s feet. The handheld girl instinctively made a loud scream but it gradually lowered into heavy breathing. What she thought would be pain was actually just a feeling of a rub. A pleasant, hard rub made by a husband massaging his wife’s footsies before bedtime. Maybe at the end of all this Vita-tan would find a nice anon-kun to take her home and gently play with her and her VIDEOGAMES-

“NO! PLEASE! PLEEEASEEEeeeoooouhh…”  PSP-tan finally got up to Vita-tan’s shins. All that thick hardware she was sporting was making it rather difficult for the older sister to roll over and flatten. It was at this point that Vita-tan felt her thighs brushing up against the carpet and her flat restraining cousin. Curious, Vita-tan managed to raise her head high enough to see something that surprised all of the Sony devices; her already thick thighs were expanding. All of the mass that went away from her widening legs moved up to her thighs, causing them to bulge up. At least Vita-tan was wearing shorts.

“Oooh, I-I… oohh” The pleasure was in full effect. With her legs flattening and her thighs getting thicker, Vita-tan could only but drool with a blissful shy smile on her face. Things were going to get crazier as PS2-tan finally flattened the bulgy handheld’s thighs. Vita-tan’s rear touchpad, er, rump plumped out into squishy basketball sized buttocks, tearing through the seams of her tight shorts and shredding her adorable Sony button symbol panties apart. Her already chubby belly bulged out an extra three inches (or 7.5 centimeters for you none Amerilards), but her cartridge insert slot, er, womanhood was receiving the best of it. With the increased mass, her privates grew tighter and puffer, sending the shy Vita-tan into a grunting mess of ecstasy. Her lovely area grew wet and the handled thought she was peeing. Yup, still pure and innocent.

PSP-tan tried her damnedest to flatten Vita-tan’s now humongous waist, rolling the pin over her crotch (making Vita-tan give out loud moans), but nothing happened.

“Alright, time to get a different area,” said PS2-tan, finally getting used the feeling of being flattened even further. “Time for the main controls!”

PSP-tan moved over to Vita-tan’s right analog stick, er, arm, placing the rolling pin near her small fingers. Just as with the feet, PSP-tan flattened Vita-tan’s arm. Her flat hand froze into an open palm like “jan” in a game of Jan Ken Pon in Alex Kidd (Y’know… rock paper scissors?). The mass from Vita-tan’s arm was also moving into a new place like her legs, but instead of going into her cute chubby belly or enlarged ass, it was going into her right breast. Each roll going over her arm pumped up her breast like a balloon, but instead of air it was Mikhail Lomonosov’s sexiest law: conservation of mass. Vita-tan’s adorable right boob went from a chubby D cup to a fat G cup.

With one tit trying to burst out of Vita-tan’s hoodie, PSP-tan went towards the other arm. The sensation of her arm being squished and her breasts being squeezed out like toothpaste sent Vita-tan into an uncontrollable volley of moans, gasps, pants, and screams. A stain was now forming under the carpet on the area between her flat thighs.

*Stomp*

With Vita-tan’s torso puffing out in all of the most wonderful places, it became near impossible for PSP-tan to flatten the rest of her sister’s body with a mere rolling pin. She needed some way to deliver heavy overhead strikes.

*Stomp stomp*

If only there was something, or someone, really heavy and large.

*Stomp stomp STOMP*

“Um, what are you- oh dear…”

Xbone-tan had arrived, a fat, thicker than life console with a butt that could smother a person’s body, a hanging chubby belly that pushed out of her single skirt shirt, and thick thighs tightly squeezed by her long stockings. No console, except maybe Atari 5200-tan, was as thick and large as her. In the console’s hands were a half-eaten bag (a literally half-eaten bag) of Doh Ree Tohs and an empty bottle of Mount and Doody.

“Why do you girls look, off? Especially her,” the fat console said, pointing a nacho cheese dust finger towards the bizarre looking Vita-tan.

“We’re flattening my sis into a new slim model so that people will love her!”

An idea came to PSP-tan’s mind. With Xbone-tan’s hardware “presence,” Vita-tan could be completely smooshed. It certainly beats two hours of trying to flatten the handled with a cheap plastic toy. Maybe Xbone-tan’s gigantic rear terabutt hard drive could finish the job.

“Hey Xbone-tan. Wanna help us? All you got to do is step on her!” asked PSP-tan.

“Uh. Uhh. Uhhhhhh…” Xbone-tan’s face blushed. She’d never gotten the chance to step on inferior devices before.

“Uh… sure.”

Xbone-tan walked closer to the mess of a handheld, took off her left boot, and gently pressed her bare foot on top of Vita-tan’s exposed round midriff.

“Giiii…” Vita-tan muttered, feeling a tummy rub from Xbone-tan’s sole.

“Neeugh! This is so WEIRD!” Xbone-tan shuddered, never being in an intimate-like situation before, similarly to Vita-tan ten minutes ago. The large, but most certainly not in charge, console removed her foot from the surface of Vita-tan’s swollen belly and prepared to take her leave.

PSP-tan had to think of something quick. If their main source of a hefty brick, er, weight left, then Vita-tan would have to wait until the FUCKING GAMETOP’s next work day for another lardass to come into the store and finish flattening her. In fact, who knows if said lardass would be able to do so without spilling their homemade spaghetti and shitting his or her (most likely his) dumb ugly cargo shorts. Then, as if inspired by her own insulting thoughts of a FUCKING GAMESTOP customer, she came up with a devilish idea.

“HEY XBONE-TAN! VITA-TAN HERE SAID THAT DESTINY NEVER GOT RELEASED FOR YOU!”

Xbone-tan stopped in her tracks, hearing the lie.

“YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT MICROSOFT GAVE UP XBONE-TAN FOR WINDOWS 10 GAMING?”

Xbone-tan teared up, hearing the truth.

“SHE ALSO SAYS THAT YOUR BIG, THICK HARD DRIVE SCRATCHES GAME DISCS!”

Xbone-tan clenched her fists.

“WHAT’S THAT VITA-TAN? KILLER INSTINCT IS THE ONLY REASON WHY PEOPLE PLAY ON XBONE-TAN?”

Xbone-tan had enough. The truth hurts.

“I’LL BEAT THE FUNCTIONALITY OUTTA YOU, VITA-TAN!” screamed the behemoth of a console.

PSP-tan’s plan worked. Xbone-tan dashed towards Vita-tan as fast as her CPU could allow. Her rotund belly jiggled all around and her voluptuous breasts bounced up and down as she prepared to hammer down on the shy handheld with all of her weight. PSP-tan grabbed PS2-tan from under Vita-tan and gave the fuming fat console some space to vent her anger.

“AT LEAST I SELL IN AMERICA!” the chubby chubster from Microsoft yelled, slamming her foot down on Vita-tan’s left breast.

Vita-tan gasped as her boob got squished down and flattened, misshapen by the other console’s stomp. Xbone-tan then began jumping down all around on Vita-tan’s chubby torso, yelling obscenities at her. Vita-tan could but merely moan in joy as she felt her fat get squished and moved all around as she was trampled on. The feeling of her belly getting flattened on one part and bulge out yet again from another stomp made the handheld drool again, her privates dampening some more. When Vita-tan got a face full of console feet, she gave a short grunt as her face and forehead collapsed into her head. The best parts, of course, were when Xbone-tan stomped on her puffy vulva, er, disc insert slot. Each step made her close her eyes and give a little humming moan.

Xbone-tan finally tired out from all the stepping. Vita-tan finally lost her chub, but she wasn’t quite fully flat yet. She had the appearance of clay that was smashed upon: misshapen, stretched, and squashed.

Wanting just a little more, Vita-tan managed to say, “H-hey… y-your hard drive…  c-can’t handle s-system updates. It’s too s-s-small.”

Xbone-tan’s rage boiled back up and then some.

“SMALL?! MY HARD DRIVE CAN HOLD MORE GAMES THAN YOUR STUPID, OVERPRICED MEMORY STICKS!”

Xbone-tan lifted her gargantuan ass and thighs, er, hard drive, casting a shadow that was bigger than Vita-tan’s smushed and smashed body. Vita-tan closed her eyes, ready for the second best moment of her life.

*KABOOM!*

The whole strip mall shook as Xbone-tan’s memory storage unit flattened out over Vita-tan’s body, flattening the handled one third of an inch thin and stretching her out a few inches as well. Xbone-tan stood up, curious of her handiwork. She didn’t see Vita-tan on the floor, however. She looked around until she heard a moan and felt slight vibration from her left buttock. Vita-tan was stuck on Xbone-tan’s rear end like a life-sized sticker, her flattened form curving around the console’s impressive hard drive. Xbone-tan ripped Vita-tan clean off of the back of her skirt and cast the handheld aside.

“I hope papa Microsoft never makes handhelds,” Xbone-tan muttered, watching the handheld gently float towards the ground. Vita-tan was now almost as wide as she was tall. Her chub was spread evenly out when she was flattened, making the handheld large enough to cover a queen-sized bed.

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PS2-tan and PSP-tan were helping Vita-tan getting accustomed to her new model. Even though she was flat, she had trouble standing up thanks to her distributed chub making her wide.

The door opened and a handsome young Anon-kun approached the FUCKING GAMESTOP’s store clerk. He came off as a shy person asking if they had any Vitas in stock. Vita-tan overheard the boy talking and turned her head (as best as she could with a flattened face) towards him.

“That boy looks like a grade schooler! Why would he want a filthy NEET handheld like me?” Vita-tan thought to herself. Despite what her family said, being slim doesn’t boost your confidence.

The young Anon-kun walked towards her, startling the remodeled handheld. The two stared at each other, a silence filling the awkward situation. The young Anon-kun wasn’t expecting such a thin device and Vita-tan wasn’t expecting someone to even notice her. Vita-tan blushed some more and placed her flattened hands over her face, hoping to hide from the interested boy.

Then the best moment of her life happened. The boy grabbed her hands and took her to the counter. Someone finally wanted to play VIDEOGAMES with her. She gave a big stupid grin and a glowing red face, she had never experienced love before.

The Anon-kun finished paying for the Vita-tan and some games along with, such as Dragon’s Crown. His good taste in VIDEOGAMES made her happier. There was a slight problem for Vita-tan exiting the store, so the handheld was rolled up from the feet to her belly so that she could be carried out the store and at least still see what was going on (such as the Anon-kun’s lovely face).

For the first time in her life, Vita-tan was happy.

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Xbone-tan saw the Anon-kun buy Vita-tan. Now Vita-tan finally beat her in something: being sold. Xbone-tan teared up and cried. How could anyone love a thick, fat console such as herself?

The console ran to the door, hoping that she could convince the leaving Anon-kun to buy her instead. Unfortunately, her wide ass and thighs got her stuck on the doorway. Now Xbone-tan was unwanted AND stuck. She could only sniffle and wipe her tears as the other consoles and handhelds in the store tried to pull her out of the doorway.

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Xbone-tan, still stuck in the doorway, saw Ouya-tan pressing herself against near the entryway door of another store. It seems that Ouya-tan was hoping that the door would open and slam against her. However, the plan bore no fruit. It turns out the door doesn’t open towards the outside.

Xbone-tan then got an idea.